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Shawn

Young, dumb and full of caffeine.

Shawn

Shawn

Merging your feature into Main be like, "trying to shoot a squirrel from a cannon into another cannon, while both cannons are moving" - @urn

Shawn

Just managed to kill a spider in the bedroom, despite the fact that it was MASSIVE and I was SCARED. AS. SHIT.

Shawn

NOT what you want to hear at ...
"So, how much did we lose then?"
"About a week."

Shawn

"Common knowledge" is an illusion.

Shawn

45 & I've never voted in a Primary b/c until yesterday I didn't know anything other than the Pres. party candidates are on the ballot.

Shawn

My bible: The Ethical Slut

Or at least the closest thing to a bible there is for me.

Shawn

Disgusted w/ it all; tempted to let the country burn, but then remember I have enough Privilege to (probably) survive a Trump presidency.

Shawn

Phrases now part of my everyday lexicon: "Could you plug in the car?"

Shawn

Shawn

I love my DevArt software - enough to have paid for it, but OMG is navigating their licensing to get an updated version a horror show :-(

Shawn

"Safety lights are for dudes." 😆 😍

Shawn

Local page on Facebook:
"Employment Opportunities! WHO'S HIRING?"
... "Closed Group" :-/

Shawn

Dammit, people! ALL prepared food doesn't HAVE to be spicy or have a "kick" to it!
>:-(

Shawn

Friend makes a salient observation re: Twitter and toxicity

If you haven't heard, one of the stars of the latest Ghostbusters film (Leslie Jones) was subjected to piles of disgusting racist and sexist harassment on Twitter while the company did nothing.

Shawn

Today I was seriously asked if IBM still exists 😕

Shawn

This is new
> ...a free cruise ... please say yes, ... say [no] to be removed ... Okay, ... will remove you from our list
not holding breath

Shawn

Dilated eyes

Takes forever to get back to normal :-(

Shawn

Keep seeing posts in local Facebook group collecting for "Lolitots"...
You keep using that word... 🐻